Tuesday, November 04, 2008

10 Things I hated about the 2008 F1 Season

Heikki Kovlainen underperforming in a McLaren.

Felipe Massa spinning out of the first 2 races - maybe that decided the championship

Force India finishing with 0 points.

Honda Racing Team – terrible year.

Kimi Raikkonen having a bad year – he is too good a driver to drive the way he did this year L

The street race at Valencia – boooooorrrringgg !!!!

Race Stewards being trigger happy with penalties.

Stupid FIA rules – The pitlane redlight is a really dumb rule. Spoilt what would have been a superb Canadian GP.

Lewis Hamilton's lack of respect for other drivers – hey Lewis , they might be slower than you, doesn't mean they ought to give up track position to you. Keep your hand gestures and comments to yourself.

Ferrari fans questioning Timo Glock – He drove a fair race at Brazil. Massa was just plain unlucky.


 

Things I like –

Sebastien Vettel is the real deal.

Singapore GP – brilliant !!!

The possibility of having 5 contenders for the title next season – Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Raikkonen, Massa and Robert Kubica.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Barack Obama’s Kashmir Thesis

As Obamamania grips much of the world, including India, the man who might become the next President of the United States has ideas on Jammu and Kashmir that should cause some concern to New Delhi.

Given its vastly improved relations with the United States and Pakistan, India has no reason to press the panic button. Yet it should be quickly flagging its concerns with the foreign policy team of Senator Barack Obama, should he be declared the Forty-fourth President of the United States on Tuesday night.

In an interview broadcast on MSNBC, Obama suggested that his administration would encourage India to solve the Kashmir dispute with Pakistan, so that Islamabad can better cooperate with the United States on Afghanistan. Obama's definitive thesis comes in three parts.

"The most important thing we're going to have to do with respect to Afghanistan is actually deal with Pakistan. And we've got to work with the newly elected government there (Pakistan) in a coherent way that says, terrorism is now a threat to you. Extremism is a threat to you. We should — try to resolve the Kashmir crisis so that they (Pakistan) can stay focused not on India, but on the situation with those militants". India entirely agrees with the first two elements but should strongly object to the third.

Put simply, the Obama thesis says: the sources of Afghan instability are in Pakistan; those in turn are linked to Islamabad's conflict with New Delhi, at the heart of which is Jammu and Kashmir.

For months now, New Delhi has been assessing Obama's seeming hard-line towards Pakistan, including a threat to bomb terrorist bases there if Islamabad failed to act against the al-Qaida and the Taliban. India, however, has paid less attention to the carrot

Obama was offering Pakistan—American activism on Kashmir in return for credible cooperation in Afghanistan.

Obama's remarks on Kashmir are by no means off the cuff. They have been remarkably consistent since he launched his presidential campaign. In the first comprehensive articulation of his world view in the journal Foreign Affairs during the summer of 2007, Obama argued, "If Pakistan can look towards the east (India) with confidence, it will be less likely to believe its interests are best advanced through cooperation with the Taliban."

If Obama's Kashmir thesis becomes the policy, many negative consequences might ensue. For one, an American diplomatic intervention in Kashmir will make it impossible for India to pursue the current serious back channel negotiations with Pakistan on Kashmir, the first since 1962-63.

India and Pakistan have made progress in recent years, because their negotiations have taken place in a bilateral context. Third party involvement will rapidly shrink the domestic political space for India on Kashmir negotiations.

For another, the prospect that the U S might offer incentives on Kashmir is bound to encourage the Pakistan Army to harden its stance against the current peace process with India.

Finally, the sense that an Obama Administration will put Jammu & Kashmir on the front burner would give a fresh boost to militancy in Kashmir and complicate the current sensitive electoral process there. Kashmiri separatist lobbies in Washington have already embraced Obama's remarks.

To be sure, Indo-U S relations are much stronger today to suggest a return to the discordant early 1990s, when Kashmir topped the bilateral agenda. Yet, New Delhi cannot ignore that Pakistan is likely to be at the very top of a President Obama's national security agenda and his perception of a linkage between Kashmir and Afghanistan.

India's chattering classes may be carried away by Obama's talk of 'change' in Washington. On Kashmir at least, India badly needs 'continuity' with President George W Bush's deliberate hands-off approach.

Although his historic civil nuclear initiative got all the attention, President Bush's Kashmir policy has contributed even more significantly to the transformation of Indo-U S relations.

Despite relentless pressures from Gen. Pervez Musharraf, Bush refused to inject the U S into the Indo-Pak conflict. By ending the traditional American meddling in Kashmir, Bush created the conditions for purposeful bilateral negotiations between New Delhi and Islamabad. India would not want Obama to disrupt this positive dynamic in the subcontinent.

India does not disagree with Obama that a Pakistan secure within its own borders is good for the whole region. That indeed is the basis on which Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and his predecessor Atal Bihari Vajpayee explored solutions to the Kashmir dispute on a bilateral basis.

India's problem with the Obama thesis is in the simplistic trade-off it sets up between Kashmir and Afghanistan. More than seven years after 9/11, Washington has begun to understand that the source of the problem in both Kashmir and Afghanistan is the Pak Army and its instrumentalisation of extremism to achieve political objectives.

Ending the Army's right to define Isalamabad's national security goals would make it a lot easier to resolve Pakistan's disputes with both India and Afghanistan. That in turn would demand Indo-U S cooperation in accelerating Pakistan's democratic transition by establishing firm civilian control over the military.

(C. Raja Mohan is a Professor at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies, Nanyang Technological University and a Contributing Editor of The Indian Express.)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Its time to step aside Captain !!!

and no , I'm not talking to "Captain" Vijaykant, but to the captain of our cricket team - Mr.Anil Kumble ...
and no , this is not some random rant coz you failed to perform in the first test at Bangalore - you haven't really performed well in any of the test matches in 2008 ...
and no , I dont think Amit Mishra would be as great as you , but in the current scenario and series , I think our Indian team would be better off with him at Mohali ...
and no , I'm not asking you to retire, I just want you to take a break of one test to recover from your shoulder injury and come back in full fitness and form and rip the Aussies apart in your favorite hunting ground- Feroz shah Kotla ...

So please Captain , take the high road , drop yourself from the squad tomorrow , do what no Indian captain has done , you have nothing to lose , you are already a legend , this will just add to your legacy ...
I beg you , please , please , please dont play the match tomorrow at Mohali and make it painful for us fans to see India's greatest bowler be treated like a club bowler by the Aussies ...

Sincerely,
An Indian Cricket Fan

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

What made Hindus angry in Karnataka ???

as written by François Gautier on Expressbuzz ...

WAS born in a Catholic family. My uncle was a priest, a wonderful man of warmth and compassion and I spent most my early years in Catholic boarding schools. When I was young I wanted to become a missionary and to ‘convert’ pagans in Asia. What I was taught by priests was that Hindus worship false gods and they needed to be brought back to the True Word by Jesus Christ.

Then of course, I came to India and discovered that actually Hindus, far from being the heathens, as had been portrayed in Europe, not only believed God’s diversity, the wonderful concept of avatar, but had given refuge to all persecuted minorities of the world, whether the Syrian Christians, the Parsis, the Jews (India is the only country in the world where Jews were not persecuted), the Armenians, or today the Tibetans.

I am also aghast at the one-sided coverage by the Indian media of the Christian- Hindu problem: blasts after blasts have killed hundreds of innocent Hindus in Varanasi, Delhi, Mumbai train blasts, Jaipur, etc. Yet, neither Manmohan Singh nor Sonia Gandhi have pronounced once the word ‘Islamic terrorism.’ But when furious Hindus, tired of being made fun of, of witnessing their brothers and sisters converted by financials traps, of seeing a 84-year-old swami and his Mataji brutally murdered, of reading blasphemy about their Gods, vent their anger against churches, many of them makeshifts, the Indian government goes after the soft target which the Hindus are. The same thing applies to the United States: they never warned Muslim organisations in India about the killing of Hindus, but when dollars are used to buy new converts and it angers the majority community of India,Washington has the arrogance to issue a warning, and Manmohan Singh does not have the pride to tell the US to mind its own business.

Neither the Indian press nor the western correspondents bothered to write about what made Hindus angry in Karnataka: Newlife, one important westernfunded missionary centre ( http://www.newlifevoice.org), began making conversions in and around Mangalore by accosting poor people in market areas, or in bus stands, befriending them and then taking them to churches to introduce them to the father.

Upon introduction they were paid Rs 2,500 per person and then taken to the Velankanni shrine, in Tamil Nadu, where they would get another Rs. 3,000.

When they finally converted to Christianity by changing the name, they got an incentive of Rs 10,000 onwards.

Newlife would then give them instructions to abandon wearing tilak on forehead, not to visit and offer prayers at the Hindu temples, replacing the photos and idols of Hindu gods and goddesses with a Cross, etc.


But what really angered local Hindus was when Newlife went one step further and published a book in Kannada — Satya Darshini — which was widely distributed by its missionaries. Here below is the translation of some of the most abusive passages: “Urvashi — the daughter of Lord Vishnu — is a prostitute.

Vashistha is the son of this prostitute.

He in turn married his own Mother. Such a degraded person is the Guru of the Hindu God Rama. (page 48).

When Krishna himself is wallowing in darkness of hell, how can he enlighten others? Since Krishna himself is a shady character, there is a need for us to liberate his misled followers (page 50). It was Brahma himself who kidnapped Sita.

“Since Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva were themselves victims of lust, it is a sin to consider them as Gods. (page 39).

When the Trinity of Hinduism (Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva) are consumed by lust and anger, how can they liberate others? The projection of them as Gods is nothing but a joke. (page 39). God, please liberate the sinful people of India who are worshipping False Gods. (Page 39).” When blasphemy and much worse is brought against the most sacred Hindu Gods, Hindus are supposed to take it meekly as sheep and let themselves be converted to a foreign religion! There are more than 4,000 foreign Christian missionaries involved in conversion activities across different states.

In Tripura, there were no Christians at the time of independence. There are 1,20,000 today, a 90 per cent increase since 1991. The figures are even more striking in Arunachal Pradesh, where there were only 1,710 Christians in 1961, but 1.2 million today, as well as 780 churches! In Andhra Pradesh, churches are coming up every day in far-flung villages and there was even an attempt to set up one near Tirupati.

Christians throughout the ages have strived on the concept of persecution and as a brought up Catholic, I remember feeling bad about all those martyred saints of Christianity. Christians in India like to say that they are only two per cent and can do no harm. But it is a sham: in the Tamil Nadu coastal belt from Chennai to Kanyakumari, there must be now 10 per cent Christians posttsunami and the same may be true in other parts of south India.

My heart goes out to Karnataka Chief Minister BS Yeddyurappa who took a courageous stand against unethical Christian conversions, but is now under pressure from the Centre.

The BJP, having learnt from bitter experience that the Congress has no qualm in invoking President’s rule under fallacious pretexts in states which are ruled by non-Congress governments is in a quandary: it must show some action against militant Hindu groups while remaining true to itself.


This is why Yeddyurappa took some action against Hindu groups while saying that his government will not tolerate forcible conversions and will take stringent action against missionaries involved in conversions.

And ultimately, the blame must fall on Hindus: they are 800 million in India, the overwhelming majority; they have the brains, they have the money and they have the power. But either their intellectual and political class sides with the minorities, out of fear, inferiority complex imbedded by the British or just sheer crass political opportunism, or the bigger mass is indifferent inert, selfish, un-civic conscious. Every Hindu is the inheritor of the only surviving spiritual knowledge which at the moment is under a concerted attack by Christian missionaries, Americanisation, Marxism and Islamic fundamentalism.

fgautier@rediffmail.com

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lok Sabha - Joke Sabha

10 Things I think I think !!

  1. Lalu Prasad Yadav gives the funniest speeches in our parliament.
  2. Somnath Chatterjee is a man of Integrity.
  3. Prakash Karat is a douche bag.
  4. So are Amar Singh, Ahmed Patel, Mulayam Singh, Mayawati and the 3 random BJP dudes who ran to the well !
  5. Pappu Yadav should be banned from Parliament, not for being a convicted felon, but for just being abnormally fat !!!
  6. Shahid Siddiqui [The Rajya Sabha MP from Uttar Pradesh] should be slippered, beaten etc etc… for calling the Nuke deal “Anti Muslim”. Chase that bugger away to Pakistan or Bangladesh !!!
  7. And while we are at it, how about chasing away the Karats, Yechuries, Rajas and the rest of those communist party pigs into China.
  8. The minimum we expect from our Members of Parliament (Our elected representatives, our ministerial candidates, the cream of our politicians) is to know how to use the God damn Electronic Voting Machine. Ayes = Yes (Green), Noes = No (Red), Abst = Abstain (Blue), as in u don’t want to vote !!
  9. The BJP were in a total Lose-Lose situation. Damned if the Congress wins, Fucked if the Congress loses !!!
  10. Manmohan Singh is a top notch Prime Minister who deserves his full term in office.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

IPL Power Rankings - 8 Burning Questions - Week 2

The Top Notch

1. Chennai Super-Kings (4-0) [Last Week No.3]

Only Undefeated team left in the tournament. Players who won the Man of the Match in the first 3 matches – Michael Hussey, Mathew Hayden & Jacob Oram. Players who have left for International commitments – Hussey, Hayden and Oram. Can the team cope with this loss ???

2. Rajasthan Royals (3-1) [Last Week No.6]

Graeme Smith’s addition into the team has definitely helped, but where will this team be without the 2 Shanes (Warne and Watson)???


The Muddled Middle

3. Kings XI Punjab (2-2) [Last Week No.4]

Will Batsmen threaten to slap Sreesanth if he gets under their skin ???

4. Delhi Daredevils (2-1) [Last Week No.1]

Can anyone on this team not named Sehwag or Gambhir bat ???

5. Kolkata Knight-Riders (2-1) [Last Week No.2]

Will the departure of Ricky Ponting be a boon or a bane ???

6. Deccan Chargers (1-3) [Last Week No.8]

Can anyone else other than Gilchrist bat ???


The Bottom Rung

7. Bangalore Royal-Challengers (1-3) [Last Week No.5]

A spectator’s placard said it best – The best Test team in the IPL !!! Will they find new ways to NOT win matches ???

8. Mumbai Indians (0-4) [Last Week No.7]

With Sachin injured and Harbhajan out of the league, this team sure can SLAP away their chances of winning !!!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Little Master turns 35

Sachin's Career Batting Stats -

Innings

Runs

Highest

Average

Strike Rate

100s

50s

Tests

238

11782

248*

55.31

-

39

49

One Days

407

16361

186*

44.33

85.49

42

89

Sachin Tendulkar has been the most wholesome batsman of his time, and arguably the biggest cricket icon as well. His batting is based on the purest principles: perfect balance, economy of movement, precision in stroke-making, and that intangible quality given only to geniuses, anticipation. If he doesn't have a signature stroke - the upright, back-foot punch comes close - it is because he is equally proficient in each of the full range of orthodox shots (and plenty of improvised ones as well) and can pull them out at will.
- Sambit Bal (Cricinfo)

Don't bowl him bad balls, he hits the good ones for fours !!!
- Michael Kasprowicz

I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I'll tell you he'd do okay !!!
- Greg Chappell

I'll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin dancing down the wicket and belting me back over my head for six !!!
- Shane Warne

He is 99.5% perfect. I'd pay to watch him play.
- Sir Viv Richards

Sir Donald Bradman did not play One Day Cricket but if he did, he could have been as good as Sachin Tendulkar !!!
- Barry Richards

Happy Birthday Sachin ...